It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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