i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The ass gains better be worth it
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