jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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