But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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