at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
its not stalking. its research.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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