Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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