Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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