If that was your dad, he is hot
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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