Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
worst night to have a conscience
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
