wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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