have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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