In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm having to shit out rocks
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