I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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