But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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