Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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