just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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