it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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