Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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