...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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