Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I deserve this hangover.
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