Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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