make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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