Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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