Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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