Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i just google imaged poop.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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