Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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