Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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