I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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