"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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