you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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