come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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