He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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