My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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