this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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