Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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