I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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