I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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