I need help removing her.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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