Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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