so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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