the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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