Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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