can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
