Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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