I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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