plz talk dirty to me
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize