I wanna bring you to show and tell
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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