So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
time to smoke my breakfast
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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