If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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