How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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