And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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