Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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