AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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