I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Are we in a gay sports bar?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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