they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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